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آموزشگاه زبان های خارجی مهر ایران واحد کرمان (مرکزی)

English Riddles

چیستان انگلیسی

 

What has three hands but only one face?
A clock

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Why is the letter "E" so important?
Because it is the beginning of "everything"!

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When can you have something and nothing at the same time in your pocket?
- When you have a hole in your pocket!


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Why do fish live in water?
Because cats cannot swim!


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What is black when it is clean, and white when it is dirty?
A blackboard.


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Why are grandpa's false teeth like stars?
Because they come out at night!


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What word is pronounced wrong even by native English speakers?
The word "wrong"!


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What will make more noise in your house than a dog
- Two dogs.


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I'm as big as an elephant, but lighter than a feather.

What am I?

The Wind

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Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?

Because they were all married and not single.

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In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page


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How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Concrete floors are very hard to crack.

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What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage

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What is the main reason for failure?
* exams

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What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner

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What looks like half an apple?
* The other half

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If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* it will simply become wet

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How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.

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How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

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If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apple and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands

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If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.

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  • مهمان - جعفری

    سلام جناب دکتر . خیلی عالی بود . لطفا بازم مطالب زیبا از این نوع بگذارید

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  • مهمان - reza

    Excelent

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